Lei vs. Mei COMIX

Lei: Hello! Mei: (34 years later, on a planet across the galaxy.) Hi! Lei: I will be a hyper tempest one day!

Jengmis Island: Yeah, right. A hyper tempest.

Lei: You just wait and see. I will destroy you! Mei: I will be a category 5 one day!

Belininyarr: Yeah, right, Mei is gonna be a cat 5.

Mei: Just be patient. In time, I will end you! Lei: I'm a super kryocane! Whaddya think, Jengmis Island?

Jengmis Island: You're basically Cynaria 2.0. Big Whoop. Wanna attack me? Go ahead.

Lei: You'll regret this.

Jengmis Island: No I won't. Mei: I'm a major paradisacane!

Belininyar:Okay, Carmen jr. Have fun being a clone.

Mei: Really? REALLY?! You '' ll be sorry you messed with me!

Belininyarr. Try me. Lei: Wait, no! I'm swerving north!

Jengmis Island: HAHA, SUCKER!

Lei: Now I'lll be at be at peak intensity and miss you!!!

Jengmis Island: LOL

Random High Pressure system: I don't think so!

Jengmis Island: O_O

Lei: I'm a Hyper Tempest, and I'm coming right for you. Mei: Oh no! I'm- I'm...

Belininyarr: Swerving away? Cry me a river, Mei. What did I say?

Mei: Now I'll never hit you at peak!

Belininyarr: Hehe, loser.

Random High Pressure System: Nope!

Belininyarr: Uh oh,

Mei: You're gonna pay... Jengmis Island: Wait, noo!

explosion

Lei: Take that! Now you'll never make fun of me again!

(silence)

Lei: WHO'S NEXT?

(Another Silence)

Lei: I choose Yorys.

Yorys: WHAT?! No! Belininyarr: Mei, noo!

explosion

Mei: That's what you GET! You'll never ridicule me again!

(silence)

Mei: WHO ELSE WANTS TO MESS WITH ME?

(Awkward Silence)

(Nitroxogenesis prepares a hurricane destroyer)

Mei: NITROXOGENESIS!

Nitroxogenessis: Dang it. Lei: (Creeping towards Yorys) Hyper Tesmpest time!!

Yorys: NO! PLEASE NO! I CAN'T HAVE JUMO 2.0!

Lei: Relax, I'm not a Giga Tempest.

Yorys: You might be!

Lei: Really? Aww, thank you!

Yorys: So does that mean you won't attack me?

Lei: No. Mei: (Creeping towards Nitroxogenesis) Time to be a cat 5!

Nitroxogenesis: NO! WE CANNOT HAVE THIS!

Mei: What are you gonna do then?

(Nitroxogenesis fires the missile into Mei)

Mei: Hey, what the?!

Nitroxogenesis: Now you won't attack us!

Mei: We'll see about that! Lei: (Makes landfall in Yorys as a Hyper Tempest)

Yorys: NOOO!

Lei: There we go! Now I can dissipate in peace.

Krybolotinio: Bye! Have a beautiful time!

Lei: I'm sending my replacement after you.

Krybolotinio: O_O

Lei: (dissipates) Mei: (Makes landfall in Nitroxogenesis as an STS)

Nittroxogenesis: HA!

Mei: Dang it! Now I'll never dissipate in peace!

Nitroxogenesis: Goodbye, see you never!

Mei: My replacement will get you!

Nitroxogenesis: XD

Mei: (dissipates) Random Lizard in 2096: Isn't this weird?

Another Random Lizard in 2096: I'll say.